The Almighty Fez Monkey
This is a community dedicated to the worship of the fez monkey. We greatly encourage making pictures with fez monkey, shrines, poetry...he likes popcorn and tinfoil just as a helpful worshiping tidbit.
The ten commandments


1. I AM THE APE YOUR GOD, thou shalt have no other gods BEFORE ME.

2. Thou shalt ALWAYS think of me whilst performing the act of masturbation.

3. Thou shalt receive a periodical beating.

4. Thou shalt act upon my every will.

5. Thou shalt receive a mouthful of poop.

6. Thou shalt throw poop on your neighbour’s porch.

7. Thou shalt wash hands before feeding me.

8. Thou shalt use dental floss frequently, especially on Tuesdays.

9. Thou shalt appoint a provider of sekz to satisfy my needs. (Big tits please).

10. Thou shalt never question my will.
-This information provided by , the oracle.

To become a follower....

Give yourself over to the Fez Monkey.
Give your Complete Faith into the Fez Monkey.
Worship The Fez Monkey.
Send us a note if you can give yourself over and become a follower.

After being accepted You must Put the icon in your journal or face the wrath of flinging poo. Then Worship The Fez Monkey, Every waking day, until the day the Fez Monkeys gain control of the world.


To Submit lovely worship Art....

Send us a link if its in your gallery, if its not, send us a note stating that you need to email it to us. Anything worshiping the almighty Fez Monkey.


High priestesses


Oracle


Sekz Provider to the almighty monkey


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